TRG Dictionary & Show Guide

21 NOW! (Twinny juan now):

This one is just stupid.  It comes from a voice mail TRG received several years ago and the caller said "She's 21 now!" And the infliction just made them laugh.  So now, anytime the number 21 comes up in conversation, you'll hear them say it.  They also encourage young ladies to call the show on their 21st birthday so we can talk to them on this special day. EXAMPLE: "She's a hot young thing and she's 21 now!"

ANDY WHITE (Ann-dee Why-t):

He works for the record label GOLDEN MUSIC and is the manager of TRG favorite PARMALEE.  

ANITA (Uh-knee-tuh):

Anita is Fatboy's wife.  She is 20 years older than Flaybay.  Which may seem odd, but they seem to get along just great with their kids and grandkids. EXAMPLE: Fatboy: "Anita got pissed because I subscribed to Playboy TV"

BAD Night (Bah-ud night):

BAD Night is the phrase that TRG sometimes uses when referring to a Rise Guys Big Ass Draft Night. B.A.D. =Big Ass Draft. Of course 93 cent beer is never bad, it's always good-uh. (See "good-uh" below) EXAMPLE: "Don't forget this coming Friday night, it's another BAD Night"

BH (Bee-Aych):

It's a shorter way of saying "boothill" (See "boothill" below) EXAMPLE: "Stop being a BH and pay attention!"

BIG 'OLE 70'S (Big-oh-Semties):

When you hear TRG refer to "Big 'Ole 70's" it refers to someone probably not being, how would you say, not very well trimmed down there. Ever watched a porno from the 80's? Yeah, you've seen what we're talking about. EXAMPLE: "She's a MILF, but she's 46 and I bet she's got a Big 'Ole 70's!"

BOB McCLAIN (Ba-ub Muh-claine):

First off, Bob McClain is the afternoon host of the Bob McClain Show on WORD.  But for some reason (and we don't really remember why) whenever someone says a joke on the show that is deemed corny or just plain 'ole stupid, we play Bob's imaging piece.            EXAMPLE: Matt said, "If Nine lost his hearing he'd be high-def!" (BOB McCLAIN!)

BOOCRAP (Boo-crap):

Matt and his big southern draw pronounces the word "bull" as "boo" and crap, well you know what that means. It's also our way of censoring the "S" word. EXAMPLE: "I can't believe Atlanta lost again, that's boocrap!"

CROSS ANCHOR (Craw-us Ain-ker):

For sometime now, at the beginning of the show Matt does the weather for Cross Anchor, SC.  Why?  No reason really.  What's so special about this little town?  Other than the fact Matt likes fishing there and it's the home of one D.R. Satterfield aka P1 Puddin.

DIDDY (Did-ee):

This one came from Matt (starting to see the Southern draw trend?) Before Matt's Dad Phil became our movie reviewer and part of the show, Maffew would talk about his Daddy. People in the South don't say Father, it's always Daddy. Except when Matt would say it, it sounded like he was saying DIDDY. So, since 2003, it has stuck and Diddy is simply Matt's Dad Phil.  Diddy went to be with his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on 10-08-08. EXAMPLE: "Hey Diddy, how many lap dances did you give that movie?"

DUMP BANK (Duh-mp Bane-kuh):

The dump bank was implemented into the show by Matt on September 8th, 2008.  When something obscene or just plain wrong on the air, the dump button is hit and it removes it from the airwaves (we're on an eight second delay.)  Fatboy, either because he's still green or he's just taking advantage of the delay, gets dumped ALOT.  So now, when ANYONE has to be dumped, they have to put $1 into the dump bank.  Then at the end of the year, all the money will be donated to a charity.

FIREMUN (Fi-ur-mun):

Firemun is Paige's forever fiancee' Chris.  When she started dating him he was a P1 like you - P1 Fireman.  It has since been shortened to just Firemun. EXAMPLE: "Firemun told Paige, you wrong for that"

GARY (Gay-Ree):

Sometimes you will hear us refer to someone as a Gary. But it must be pronounced the true Southern way of GAY-REE. Calling someone a Gary means they are OLD. Ever heard of the actor Gary Oldman? Make sense now? After you read the definition for "MUN" it may. EXAMPLE: "Did you see my Grandpa's pants - he's such a Gary!"

GENIUS (Gene-Yus):

You've probably heard the many phone scams we've done on this guy. He's our former boss who tried to sabotage the show and get us fired so he could hire friends of his. EXAMPLE: "Genius is a dick!"

GRACE (gray-sss):

Grace is Matt's daughter and as of 2009 she is 6 years old.  She joins Matt as the co-host of The Grace and Maffew Web Show - http://tickleitguys.com/headlines_details.cfm?headlinesID=363  She also has her own game we frequently play on TRG - Rise Guys Theatre w/ Grace where she quotes R-rated movies and you guys try and figure out the movie. EXAMPLE: "Do you have Grace this weekend, Matt?"

HELLO?! (Heyl-oh-uh):

One morning we were testing the mics in the studio. We told Paige to say something in her mic. She was sick and her voice was almost gone, so she paused and said it - HEYUL-OOOOH! Trust us, it's funny. We've made it a sound byte on the show and sometimes if Paige is out of the room, we'll tell her Good Morning and just hit the HELLO button. EXAMPLE: "Good Morning Paige" - "Hello!"

HEY GUYS! (Hey-Guy-ssss):

This was inspired by our boss and we say it alot. Everytime he comes up to us, it's always "Hey Guys", but he exaggerates the S on the end, so it never stops. EXAMPLE: "Hey Guyssssssss, what's going on?"

HOO-HAA'S (Who-Haaz):

This entry was started on the show by P1 J.J. One morning we were talking about Matt's obsession with women's shoes and P1 J.J. called in. He said Paige had big "hoo-haa's" and probably couldn't ever see her feet. Hoo-Haa's has always been a slang term for the breastuses, but P1 J.J.'s call added it to TRG's everyday vocab. EXAMPLE: "When Paige jogs, does she get black eyes from her big hoo-haa's?"

JIZZY PICKLE (Jizz-E Pick-Uhl):

One morning a P1 sent us a link to a site where you enter your real name and it tells you what your name would be if you were a pirate. Well, Paige's pirate name was Peg Leg Jizzy Pickle. We shortened it to just Jizzy Pickle. It has spawned a game as well. You say something to try to get your friend to say Who? And you respond with Jizzy Pickle, then hang up. Yes, it works best when on the phone and it's pretty gay. EXAMPLE: "Hey Triple H, I'm been practicing to be a wrestler, I go by the name of Jizzy Pickle and my finishing move is called the boothill."

JOHN BURKAVAGE (Jo-uhn Ber-ka-veugh):

John is the big boss (Mark Hendrix's boss) at Entercom Greenville.  He's a big fan of the show and always has our back (at least so far.)  Sometimes he will be referred as just JB or by his P1 name, P1 Burky. 

MOIKE (MO IKE):

Pronounced MO IKE, his name is really Mike and he is Nine's roommate. Very heterosexual as well I might add. He is mentioned on the show from time to time when Nine wants to vent about him on the air. Also known to crack on himself with some very degrading italian humor. EXAMPLE: "I got home last night and MOIKE was laying on the couch passed out."

MOOSE (Moo-ss):

Moose is Nine's mom's nickname.  Her real name is Joy but since he was a small lad, Nine called her Moose.  Originally, Nine tells us she garnered the nickname because she was clumsy and her family called her "Sancho The Clumsy Moose" after a movie.  Nine just goes with Moose.  Odd. EXAMPLE: "What's for lunch today Nine" - "Going to Sticky Fingers with Moose."

MUN (Mun):

It's the way we pronounces MAN when it's on the end of a word like Batmun, clergymun, milkmun, and of course the ever popular gaymun. EXAMPLE: "My cousin works for a construction company where he's a foremun."

Oyyyy Yooo! (Oh-ey-oh):

This term is always used anytime lesbians are brought up on the show. It's used with a very deep voice and generally used like "Oyyy Yooo!" It started to poke fun at butch lesbians, but now is used in a greeting or salutation. EXAMPLE: "Ellen and Portia de Rossi are getting married....Oyyy Yoo!"

P1 (Pea-Won):

If you are one of the members of the ever growing P1 Family then you already know. But if you're a new listener or perhaps you've just been living under a rock. For the definition and to find out how to sign up CLICK HERE! EXAMPLE: "P1's are #1, everyone else is #2"

P1 VANDALL (Pee-won Van-dull):

P1 Vandall holds a special place in our hearts because when we started this P1 thing, he was the very FIRST person to sign up for The Rise Guys P1 Family in 2004.

PINKY SWEAR (Peenke Swe rrrr):

The only sure way to make sure that you don't get popped in the grapes.  One may call it gay but it can be your best friend at your most vulnerable moment. A pinky swear usually lasts for the duration of the show or the event which we are at. EXAMPLE: " Let's Pinky Swear for today, so I don't get popped in the grapes."

PISS FORK (Pe-us Fore-uk):

When a man goes to pee and the stream goes to the right or the left or both.  Recently, Matt has a piss fork and went all over a guy's sandal in the bathroom at Hooter's. EXAMPLE: "I feel bad, because I had a piss fork and peed all over Sancho's magazines"

PISSY (Piss-e) :

It all started with the word "pissy" being a mood option on MySpace.  In short, it means either a) someone is an ass, a jerk, or a pussy OR b) someone is just in a bad mood.  On Friday mornings, we used to announce the "Pissy Of The Week" - someone who had been a major ass that particuliar week. EXAMPLE: "What's wrong with Fatboy, why is he acting like a pissy?"

SHOCKER (Sha-Kur):

A hand gesture used by TRG in many photos that has been around for many years. DIRECTIONS: Take your thumb and pull your ring finger down, that is the shocker. Now, to find out what it means, you need to go HERE. EXAMPLE: "Did you see that pic of Nine and that girl? He dropped the shocker on her!"

SMOKEY & THE BANDIT IT (Smoh-kee and the band-it-it):

Whenever the boys have to say something to each other that can't be on the air, they play "East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed from the "Smokey And The Bandit" movie.  Hence, sometimes you'll hear them say Smokey and The Bandit it and I'll tell you.  Legendary radio host and TRG friend BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE does something similar with the Price Is Right theme (hey we give credit where credits due!) EXAMPLE: "You want me to tell you, Smokey And The Bandit It and I'll tell you off air"! - Here's the SONG!

TAINT (Tuh-aint):

The area between one's genitals and their boothill. Or as Maffew likes to call it, "the town between Atlanta and Charlotte." Also, on one Dirty Thursday we tazed someone's taint with 50,000 volts AND Paige doesn't have a taint according to her.  Also known from time to time as the gooch. EXAMPLE: "Paige, what happened to your taint?"

TICKLE IT (Te-kul Eeht):

Ahh, the phrase with so many meanings.  It can mean hello or goodbye.  It can be negative, as in "go ____ yourself!"  But to some, it means self pleasure or being good to yourself.  It's a bumper sticker, it's a way of life! EXAMPLE: Nine said, "If you don't like my hemmed shorts, you can tickle it!"

TWISSY (Twis-e):

When you call some on Twitter a pissy, it's a Twissy.  Maffew coined the phrase on Twitter on 6/19/09 when speaking about Fatboy. EXAMPLE: Here's the original tweet: @maffew933 : since people are tweeple on here , does that make @Fatboy933 a Twissy?

UP DOG (Up-Dawg):

One of the original bits from the show that took a rest and is now back. "Up Dog" is somewhat of a Phone Scam, whereas we call local businesses and tell them their food/rest rooms/Tea/etc. smelled like Up Dog - then of course they say "What's Up Dog!" which cues Matt to say "Not much G, what's up with you - Get It?"  It was also featured on an episode of "The Office" - you're welcome, pissies! EXAMPLE: "They ate Mexican for dinner, the studio smells like up dog in there!"

VAGUMACH (Vuh-Juh-Mic):

This is our new alternative to the word "camel toe." If you don't "know the toe" or what it means google it. EXAMPLE: "She's hot but I can't stop looking at her big vagumach!"

VAJAYJAY (Vuh-Jay-Jay):

We can think Oprah for this one. She can get around the FCC rules somehow. So, we play the snippet of what she said on her show. EXAMPLE: "Let's all go around the room and say what we call our VaJayJays!"

WALLMALKERS (Wahul-Mahul-kurz):

A walk in the mall, as described by the dyslexic. To malk in the wall. During a discussion one morning we were talking about old people. In our old studio we see old people walking around the mall all morning. Normal people call them MALL WALKERS. Well, Paige showing her usual evidence of being dyslexic called them "Wallmalkers." P1's picked up on instantly and started using the term quite frequently. EXAMPLE: "Aww look how cute they are. I wanna go say hello to the wallmalkers"

WATCH YOUR GRAPES:

Watch your grapes is a game that Matt, Nine, and Fatboy play. The object of the game is to catch the unsuspecting person with his guard down and then strike by forcefully moving the back of the hand, to the twig and berries of your victim. We tried to get Paige to play, but apparently its an HR violation so we left it alone. However, there is only one thing that can be done to prevent a strike to yourself, which has its own entry in the rise guys dictionary (see pinky swear). EXAMPLE: " When he isn't looking, I'm gonna pop him right in the grapes."
"Why is he limping in here, he must have gotten popped in the grapes."

WATSON (What-sun):

Watson Neely is our boy from Budweiser of Greenville.  Watson always starts all his calls into the show with the now infamous Richard Petty line "Yeah I know!"  He's one of our best friends and it's NOT just because he brings us "luggage" of the greatest beer known to man - Bud Select.

YEAH, I KNOW! (Yeah-I-Know):

It all started with Richard Petty saying it and then NASCAR legend Bobby Allison dropped it on us. So, if you hear that soundbyte it will be one of the 2 guys. EXAMPLE: "HEY RICHARD PETTY, GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW!" Ahh yeah, I know!"